idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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