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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...

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• (213): View more from California

  those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later

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• (239): View more from Florida

  she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.

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  you better fuck at least one or both of them.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?

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