I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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