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• (541): View more from Oregon

  so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested

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• (713): View more from Texas

  my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I love having hate sex.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!

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  Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.

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• (760): View more from California

  I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  ... drunk me broke the coffee table?

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  STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!

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