We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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