Where did you get a picture of my penis
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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