is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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