That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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