Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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