Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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