so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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