Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My bed smells like the plague
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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