If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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