I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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