I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
