I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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