Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
