Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
