my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Even my vagina gasped.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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