her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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