Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
what is it with giant penises always finding me
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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