The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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