i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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