Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Randomize
