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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Everclear isn't food dammit
Randomize
