There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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