i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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