Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes

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(702): View more from Nevada

She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.

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(647): View more from Ontario

you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk

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