can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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