I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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