i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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