So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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