What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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