ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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