i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Randomize
