Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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