brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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