you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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