How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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