dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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