I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
i think my cat just said my name.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
