walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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