Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
