Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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