ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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