I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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