I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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