At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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