Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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