everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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