I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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