How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
bring money and cleavage
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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