Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Reggie can tackle my bush.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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