oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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