Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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