Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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