yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's never too late to be topless.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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