As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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