Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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