Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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